dear sir,
I'm an entity
who lives not a stone throw away than you
not another half of what consists of you
not a magic man who could predict you
not an alternate universe that could
salvage you
not a rocket scientist who could send you
to the moon
not a mechanic who could fix you
not an unworldly creature of wonderland
not your mom either
nor your relatives
nor your friends
nor whatsoever.
For the benefits of your unspoken inquiries,
No, I could not read people's minds
No, I could not handle people who expected me to be able to
No, I could not feel anything but sorry for those who insisted that I actually could.
Thus, it is highly appreciated if our next discourse could be in the form of clear, oral exchange and to leave out anything that has to do with mind reading.
And if this is any consolation, it is not you, it is me, who is lacking here. In mind reading ability and what not.
Thank you for your undivided attention (If you are giving one that is).
Sincerely,
Concerned Entity
