simple.
double D stands for Dangerous Driver.
which I am-a double D that is.
why?
very simple.
I drive
when I'm sleepy,
when my eyes is irritated
that I can't see the road clearly,
when my head is not focus
or simply said I'm daydreaming,
when at the neighborhood area
I rarely wear seat belt,
when I have no idea which way
should I go.
never I drink and drive.
or sleep and drive.
or forgot to recite doa before using a vehicle.
or I ransom the JPJ inspector to get my license.
but, what to do?
I'm a Natural Born double D to the core.
p/s: for anyone who're willing to be my passengers, you have to know that I'm really grateful for your bravery. May Allah bless your soul. Believe me you're gonna need it. ;)