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Monday, December 12, 2011

Interesting people: 1


Lately, I've met a lot of interesting people. Yep. Very. 
These interesting people is no strangers to us Malaysian.
We met them quite a lot. Perhaps every single day.
(depends on where you live.)
Thus, as a way to appreciate these interesting people, 
I'd made a list so that  all of you good folks could appreciate their 'interesting traits' as well.
Enjoy!


List of Interesting people~ 


That you should not (really not encouraged to) believe: 

1. A guy who suddenly come to your table at any restaurant (well, i dunno..perhaps KFC) and suddenly pull a chair and sit right next to you. 

2. A guy (could be the same guy in 1) who suddenly rumbled (in a very fast forward speed. i dunno he's a superhero who could talk so many things in one breath or what..) about some shop (oh i dunno...could be parkson) is having a promotion on its product (could be perfume or something like that..) to you and saying that you could save up your money if you buy the products from him.

3. A guy (could be the same guy from the above) who suddenly told you that he's a college student (just like you. if you're a student) and he was just doing some work to increase his allowance. yeah. just a normal-regular-slightly- older-looking-than-regular-college-student college student.

4. A guy (yup. could be the same guy in 1 , 2 and 3) who suddenly pissed off when you refuse to buy the product he's selling by saying things like, 'fine, i think you're rich enough to buy the product at the real shop (maybe perfume..) by its real price!' as if the world is gonna end if you did not manage to buy a bottle of perfume..i mean product! yes,as if he really did not have any other idea how to persuade you to buy the product he's selling. 


5. A guy (could be Chinese, or Malay, or Indian, or none the above..) who suddenly come to your table at any restaurant and put a basket full of products(like DVDs or CDs in cases..and lots of varieties...) on the table.

6. A guy (could be the same one as in 5) who encourage you to buy his products by saying things like '  these are not from the night market..These are high qualities products..Guaranteed!'. And keep repeating the same lousy line whenever you make a suspicious expression upon your face.

7. A guy who drives car and took a certain passengers to a certain places even though did not display the paper that tells people that he has the right to do so. (and brag about it too, saying he is special or something because no people will do what he did. hehs, yeah right.).

8. A guy (could be the same guy in 7) who have the guts to be sulky if the certain passengers (who got far more important things to do like rushing to class because they're really late than pleasing the guy) chose to ride on other car that's available rather than waiting for him and calling them 'unfaithful'.

9. A guy (could be the same one as in 7 and 8) who nag so much about morality (such as how people should be generous. like him. pfftt.)  but ends up requesting a high fare from the passengers.(even if the passengers are financially challenge college students). 

5. A woman who does any of the above.(not to be sexist here.)





There. aren't these people INTERESTING? 
yeah. but really.
DO NOT BELIEVE THEM 100%.